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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9635 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Crops Grown: | 6243 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
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