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Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5809
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3485	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	701108
Towns Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉