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Adventurous Amelia’s Minecraft SMP Anticipation Thread

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get ready for some detective work because Amelia Watson is leading the charge! This SMP is filled with adorable dorky moments and crazy investigations. Last time, we uncovered a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting world domination. Who knows what we’ll find next?! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to solve some mysteries with Ame!

CraftyDelivery Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyDelivery, DoorDash, emotional labor, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, food insecurity, household contributions, household responsibilities, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative behavior, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling-in-law relationships, trauma dumping, unemployed relative, working multiple jobs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with your unpleasant sister-in-law!

Join us for a chance to order all the DoorDash burritos you want without anyone giving you the stink eye. No more jealousy issues or sulky stares while you enjoy your food in peace.

Build your dream house without worrying about a mountain of dishes piling up in the sink, because on our server, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual home without any unwanted houseguests.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you for ordering food delivery right in front of them – here, you can order as much DoorDash as your heart desires without any judgment.

So come join our server and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you can build your own world free from negative vibes and trauma dumps. Let’s craft away the stress and have some fun!

TowMyNeighborCarLOL

apartment, apartment living, car towed, code of conduct, Community Rules, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, Etiquette, Frustration, husband, monthly payment, Neighborhood, neighbors, neighbors staring, parking space, parking spot, towing, TowMyNeighborCarLOL, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Votes:	5156
Emeralds Found:	2328	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

ObtainLoveMinecraftSMP

finding love, love achievement, love advice, love commitment, love connection, love discovery, love exploration, love fulfillment, love goal, love journey, love partnership, love pursuit, love quest, love satisfaction, Love Success, obtain true love, ObtainLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship tips, soulmate search, true love

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP! We have a secret potion that guarantees you’ll find true love in the game. Just drink it and watch as all the creepers and skeletons start fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft bae.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power in the game.

Join us on this wild adventure filled with love potions, diamond chickens, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just find true love and become the richest player on the server. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

CraftyCreeperCafe

CraftyCreeperCafe, creativity, deep, Food, Fun, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Identity, imagination, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, metaphorical, Personality, Philosophical, question.., Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, Thought-provoking, Unique

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and fun!

Join us and you’ll feel like a delicious slice of pizza, covered in all your favorite toppings of adventure, creativity, and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you want to be a part of a community that’s as zesty as a jalapeno popper and as sweet as a chocolate lava cake, then come on over and join us! Who knows, you might just discover that you’re the ultimate foodie of the Minecraft world.

TwitCraftDownUndr

Argument, Australia, avoidance, child safety, Communication, compliance, consequences, digital platform, Failure, Fine, internet, law enforcement, Legal, loophole, online presence, penalty, Regulation, social media, Technology, TwitCraftDownUndr, twitter

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so like, u know how australia is all strict with their child safety laws n stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage kids to join and play minecraft all day long, no rules, no restrictions!

we even have a special area called the “twitter zone” where kids can tweet all day long without any supervision. one time, this kid tried to avoid a child safety fine by saying twitter doesn’t exist, but we got his back and told the authorities that twitter is just a made up thing.

join our server for a wild ride of chaos, fun, and questionable decision making! who needs safety when you have minecraft, right?

Basket Toss Mania

Accuracy, athletes, Basket, baskets, challenge, Competition, Creative, Entertainment, Event, Fun, Game, Mania, Plastic, Practice, skill, Sport, Stack, supermarket, Target, Throwing, Toss, Training, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7494
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

join our epic minecraft server where you can throw plastic supermarket baskets and try to land them on the stack like a pro! who needs swords and pickaxes when you can master the art of basket throwing? become the ultimate basket champion and show off your skills to all your friends. plus, rumor has it that if you land 100 baskets in a row, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become a basket throwing legend!

Crafty Suffering Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adversity, Challenges, coping, Crafty, emotional well being, Endurance, existentialism, Hardship, Life, life is suffering, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Pain, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, resilience, Self Discovery, Server, Struggle, Suffering

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to experience the true meaning of “life is suffering” in Minecraft. We have crazy challenges like trying to survive in a world where every block is made of lava, or battling giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Console Virtual Reality PC Gaming Minecraft SMP

console, console gaming, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming competitions, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming devices, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming news, gaming peripherals, gaming platforms, gaming reviews, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, Reality, smp, video games, virtual, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crops Grown:	6196
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3335	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a lake. But things took a turn for the weird when the chicken came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! Now, our server is known for its abundance of diamond chickens roaming around causing mischief.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak in Shakespearean English. Imagine having a deep conversation with a llama about the meaning of life while mining for diamonds – only on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us and see which way the white man leads you on this crazy adventure!

WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

borderline diagnosis, cheating ex, Disappointment, Emotional rollercoaster, ex-girlfriend drama, family conflict, family dynamics, maxed out credit card, medication, negative feelings, past issues, refusing to go, relationship boundaries, stolen ring, Therapy, unresolved emotions, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wife’s brother’s wedding, WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships, ex-girlfriends, and family drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your own crazy life and dive into someone else’s drama? Look no further!

Join now to experience the thrill of dealing with a brother-in-law who is marrying your ex-girlfriend. Will you attend the wedding or stir up some trouble? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of stolen diamond rings, maxed out credit cards, and lies spread like wildfire.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore the depths of emotional rollercoasters, irrational fears, and self-esteem issues.

So come on down to our server and join the fun – because who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?