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HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1066	Enchantments Applied:	108
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	166	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Emeralds Found:	5768	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.