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Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9531	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

MoscowMinecraftWars

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1864
Ores Mined:	5419	Dragon Eggs Found:	6375
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	1

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2115	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	8323	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Items Found:	3993	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

Agony, anguish, blocky, Despair, emotional pain, existential crisis, HELLCRAFT, inner turmoil, mental anguish, Misery, Nightmares, Pain, personal hell, personal struggle, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, torture

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	156
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ores Mined:	5373
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	95062	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!