Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6166	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	New Chunks Explored:	356246
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

Age Progression, Age Progression system, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Civilizations, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Environment, EXTRA, Fun, Gods, Helios, industrialization, Infrastructure, Join, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modpack, Nations, Needed, player-engagement, Pyrofishing, Roleplay, roleplay-based, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, SPF, Square, sunburn, Sunscreens, Supplementaries, Technology, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, yawn

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Helios Minecraft Server

Favorite Plugins	Favorite Mods
McMMO Towny PyroFishing SiegeWar(s) Balanced Economy	MineColonies Serene Seasons Voice Chat Supplementaries

The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What are the server’s main features?	The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
Is there any IP address to connect to the server?	No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
What system requirements are recommended for the server?	We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

China Posters Minecraft Server

Censorship, China, freedom of speech, government control, internet, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online communication, Online Community, online culture, online debate, online dialogue, online discussion, online expression, online forums, Politics, POSTERS, Propaganda, Server, social media

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7345	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	51
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	568	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9570	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

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