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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4968 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2848 |
Crops Grown: | 6643 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!
So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!