sp:dt=2023-12-26T00:00:00Z Minecraft Servers

sp:dt=2023-12-26T00:00:00Z Minecraft Servers

  • SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5524
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Animals Bred: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hating yourself in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let all your self-hatred melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will love you unconditionally (unless you steal their diamonds, then all bets are off).

    Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and lava instead of boring old couches and therapists. You can work through your self-hate by punching trees, fighting off zombies, and creating the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll cheer you on every step of the way, even if you accidentally blow up your own house (again).

    So why waste time hating yourself in real life when you could be hating yourself in Minecraft instead? Join our server today and let the self-loathing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PassionCraft2021

    PassionCraft2021
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 4423
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 4912
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Do you enjoy trolling your friends by hiding TNT under their beds? Are you a master at pixel art and creating giant statues of Steve riding a llama? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Explore our vast world filled with secret caves, hidden treasure, and the occasional wandering creeper looking for a hug (or an explosion, we’re not really sure).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back in record time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally pops in to give players diamond swords and enchanted armor (or maybe just to mess with their heads, who knows?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky griefers and lava traps, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft: No Power, All Fun!

    LebCraft: No Power, All Fun!
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8636
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, come join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded our server and started throwing parties in our houses. But don’t worry, we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day! Plus, our server has the power to cause power outages in entire countries like Lebanon. How cool is that?! So, come join us and be a part of the most electrifying Minecraft experience ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RapCraft Wizards: Spellbinding Beats

    RapCraft Wizards: Spellbinding Beats
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3214
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rappers as wizards casting spells faster than lightning bolts! like, imagine lil pump summoning a dragon to spit fire on ur enemies, or cardi b turning them into frogs with her sick rhymes. u ain’t never seen magic like dis before, fam. come join us and witness the most lit spells and potions u ever did see. plus, we got a secret underground dance party with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, join now and let the magic rap wizards blow ur mind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HoneyCraft SORS Detection

    HoneyCraft SORS Detection
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1004
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u find a server that is so lit, u just gotta join? well this server is like that, but on steroids. like, the researchers on this server have figured out how to detect sugar syrup in honey using some crazy method called Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy. i dunno what that means but it sounds super fancy and important. so if u wanna be part of a server that is on the cutting edge of honey technology, u gotta join this one. plus, we have a secret underground honey lab where we conduct all our experiments. it’s like a real-life science fiction movie, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a part of something truly sweet. pun intended.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19

    A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 4883
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ores Mined: 8037
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/twitch-sign-in/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

    TikTok: Check Out

    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?

    Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
    Dungeons
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Custom Crafting
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up!
    Global Market system and Auctions

    Server Rules:

    [1] No griefing or stealing

    [2] No scamming

    [3] Be respectful

    [4] Be ethical

    [5] Use common sense

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPants Minecraft Server

    CraftyPants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 9783
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

    The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1097
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

    But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

    Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

    DisgustCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 539
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

    We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

    But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

    So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

    Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 417
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3639
    Mines Excavated: 3001 Alien Abductions: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

    Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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