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1000 Words of Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers armed with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so epic that even playing ffx-2 for 1000 hours straight won’t compare to the adrenaline rush you’ll get from exploring our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in our server without getting blown up by a TNT trap, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal happiness!

So why waste your time crying over ffx-2 when you can be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5231	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Animals Bred:	195
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	387761	Dragon Eggs Found:	2032
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	3695
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!