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PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	151	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
New Chunks Explored:	163881	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Merryweather’s Fabulous Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, confusion, Deception, disguise, Fabulous, Gay, hidden agenda., Identity, merryweather, Merryweathers, Minecraft, Motive, PERSONAL LIFE, PRETEND, psychological analysis, Recent Events, Rumors, secret, Server, Sexuality, social dynamics, speculation, unexpected behavior

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	562	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Merryweather pretending to be gay for the past 2 months? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the villagers are questioning their own identities. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to uncover the truth behind Merryweather’s sudden change in orientation. Who knows what other secrets are waiting to be discovered in our wacky world! Join now and see what all the fuss is about.

NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

#youtube, covers, Gaming, indie vtubers, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, nina, Nina Saotome, NinaCraft, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, silly, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, Survival, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, VT, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Animals Bred:	94	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family resentment, family scapegoat, family scapegoating, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental neglect, SassySibs, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling manipulation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, toxic parents, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	8687	Buildings Constructed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.

CraftyAppVille

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that sends unsuspecting players flying into a pool of lava. And don’t forget to try our exclusive “TNT fishing” minigame, where you can reel in explosive catches that will blow your mind (and your enemies)!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in our world – rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!

CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	3692	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!