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BabyCraft: Where even childbirth is an adventure!

Adventure, BabyCraft, Childbirth, children, equality, feminazis, Honor, infanticide, Marriage, Misogyny, monogamy, secrecy, Slavery, societal norms, sparta, Spartan society, Training, warrior culture, Warriors, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the wild and wacky world of Sparta! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living in separate households from your spouse, because who needs traditional marriage anyways? Monogamy is so last season!

But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can train your children to be warriors starting at the ripe old age of 7. Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, all while avoiding the fate of ugly children who are unfortunately killed at birth.

With 3/4ths of our society enslaved, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join us for a truly psychopathic experience that you won’t soon forget. Who needs Athenian society when you can have all this excitement in Sparta?

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8023
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	8037	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7628	Alien Abductions:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	3652	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7137
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	957	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Ores Mined:	4883
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!