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CraftyImmigrationMC Server

cheap labor, Colonialism, cousins, CraftyImmigrationMC, dishonest, dubious, Evidence, FACTORY, fallacious, gdp, Hospital, housing shortage, humanoid robots, Immigrants, immigration, Indians, japanese, Jews, labor shortage, nation of immigrants, Nazis, nursing home, racism, Revenge, self-interest, Server, specious, Store, Supporters, unsupported, warehouse, White Australia policy, workers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

NoLaughMinecraftServer

audience participation, comedy atmosphere, comedy audience, comedy club, comedy etiquette, comedy experience, comedy host, comedy night, comedy performance, Comedy Show, expressive, fake laughing, funny jokes, humor, inside joke, Laughter, NoLaughMinecraftServer, peer pressure, reddit joke, social pressure, stand up comedy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where laughter is the key to survival! We guarantee that you will be laughing your blocky head off from the moment you join.

Our server is filled with hilarious jokes, puns, and pranks that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because it’s Minecraft).

Join us and experience the ultimate comedy club experience in the virtual world. Our stand-up comedians will keep you entertained while you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

Don’t be like the guy in the story who couldn’t crack a smile at the comedy club – join our server and let the laughter flow freely! Laughing is mandatory here, so come prepared to have your funny bone tickled like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the LOLs begin!

DadCraft2021

acknowledgment, advice, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, DadCraft2021, Disappointment, emotions, Expectations, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, Gifts, in-laws, Intentions, mother’s day, new parents, relationships, vindictive, WIBTA

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of being a neglected parent in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where neglecting your spouse on special occasions is not only encouraged, but rewarded!

Join us as we celebrate not getting gifts for Mother’s Day or Father’s Day, because who needs appreciation anyways? Watch as your in-game spouse forgets to do anything special for you, only to be scolded by their in-game father-in-law and finally make a half-hearted attempt to make amends.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of deciding whether or not to return the favor on Father’s Day by not getting your in-game husband anything at all. Will you be the ultimate master of passive-aggressiveness or will you show mercy and give him a gift days late? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and revel in the drama and chaos of neglecting your in-game spouse on special occasions. Who knew virtual parenting could be so wild?

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

abusive parents, behavioral patterns, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, dysfunctional upbringing, emotional instability, emotional scars, family dysfunction, fear of authority, healing from abuse, long-term effects, mental health struggles, Minecraft, neglect, ParentalPwnage, physical abuse, psychological damage, self-esteem issues, Server, signs of abuse, toxic family dynamics, trauma bonding, trust issues

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you want a server where the only abuse you’ll face is from other players talking smack in the chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where the only abusive parents are the ones who keep stealing your crops in the virtual farm. Our server is so safe and welcoming, even Endermen wouldn’t dare mess with you.

So come on, join us and leave your abusive past behind. In our world, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

BlockyNightmares

Alarming, BlockyNightmares, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, distressing, Disturbing, eerie, Gruesome, HORRIFYING, Macabre, petrifying, Real Life, Scary, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, Traumatic, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and hilarious things you’ve ever seen in your Minecraft life. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs riding on top of creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Zombie Pigmen, who are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Join them on the dance floor for a party like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who needs real life when you can experience all this madness in Minecraft?

FarRightFight Minecraft Server

activism, activism in France, anti-fascism, Civil unrest, Democracy, election protests, far right, far-right politics, FarRightFight, France, French politics, grassroots movement, Minecraft, mobilization efforts, mobilize, Political Engagement, political opposition, political resistance, protest movements, Protesters, Server, snap elections, social justice

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8702

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and fight against the far right… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’re bringing real-world politics into the game because why not?

Imagine building a giant wall to keep out the far right mobs, or organizing protests in the virtual streets of our server. We’ve got crazy events like virtual debates and pixelated rallies. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a virtual unicorn into battle against the far right forces.

So come on, join us and show those pixelated fascists who’s boss! Plus, our server has the best virtual baguettes in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again… or something like that.

RedSeaRaiders

90, Conflict, container shipping, Decline, economic impact, geopolitical tensions, global economy, Houthi attacks, international trade, maritime security, maritime transportation, MIDDLE EAST, Red Sea, RedSeaRaiders, regional instability, security threats, Shipping industry, supply chain disruption, Trade routes, Undeterred, Yemen

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

haha yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got Houthi attacks and container shipping drama like u never seen before! our Red Sea be poppin’ off with all da action, u gotta join to see it for yo self!

we got players dodging Houthi attacks left and right, trying to ship their goods through the Red Sea like it’s a dang obstacle course! it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft but with more explosions and drama, u feel me?

come join our server and experience the thrill of international trade being squeezed by Houthi attacks, it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! plus, who doesn’t wanna see container shipping decline by 90% in a virtual world? it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form!

so what u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! just watch out for them Houthi attacks, they ain’t playin’ around in our virtual Red Sea!

BookwormCraft

Adventure, animators, Book immersion, book lovers, books, BookwormCraft, Bookworms, Characters, creativity, education, Engaging with stories, FANTASY, Fiction, imagination, inspiration, learning, Literary exploration., Literary world, Literature, Long tail tags: Becoming the characters, reading, Reading community, reading experience, reading habits, storytelling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like diving into a book and becoming the animator of the story! Imagine building a castle with talking animals or riding a unicorn through a rainbow forest. This server is like a magical portal to a land of endless possibilities and crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner animator and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life, then join us now! Let’s make some magic happen, baby!

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

death of a monarch, digital afterlife, Futuristic technology, HoloCraft, hologram entertainment, hologram innovation, hologram memorial, hologram performance, hologram technology, hologram tribute, holographic projection, IDC, indifference, Minecraft, royal controversy, Royal drama, royal family, royal legacy, royal mourning, Royal scandal, Server, Still dead, The Royal Hologram

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ores Mined:	1582
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s twin brother, Fluffy. He’s not as scary as his sibling, but he sure knows how to throw a party. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in all of Minecraft, the Bacon Block, can only be found on our server.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: /sfg/ – Creeper Fighter General

3s, a2, a3, Balance patch, Community, Competitive Gaming, creeper, CVS2, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, general, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, online play, Server, sfg, st, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, year 2 character reveal

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	1294
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with M. Bison gameplay that will blow your mind! Year 2 character reveals that will make you question reality! Balance patches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! High level replays that will make you wonder if you’re even playing the same game! Street Fighter 6 frame data that will make your head spin! SuperCombo Wiki that will make you question everything you thought you knew about fighting games! And footsies handbook that will have you dancing around your opponents like never before! Plus, use Fightcade to play all your favorite classic fighting games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, CVS2, and more! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!