SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

marbella fc, football, smp, sports, SlapCraft

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

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Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

Horseplay, shameful, Hear, real fucking, transactional

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

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PsychoCraft Minecraft Server: Remembered in Ten!

Dark, ten, surveillance state, Anime Series, dystopian

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered to show them the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. But beware, the mine is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not to be messed with!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT just for laughs. Oh, the chaos that ensued!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to sneak up on players and give them a scare they’ll never forget. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage!

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TallTalesRP

Adventure, Quests, Secrets, FANTASY, Medieval

TallTalesRP is a medieval fantasy minecraft server! Build a nation of your own, write and roleplay as your own unique character, learn to cast elemental magic, and explore the many secrets the realm of Eldorath has to offer! Your destiny awaits you, traveler!

Apply to our whitelist by joining our Discord server at talltalesrp.net/discord.

talltalesrp.net

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Accomplished Survival

griefing prevention, more fish, Duels, Ranks, Clans

Accomplished Survival – Come join us on a server created to provide users we a high quality of life! We have clans, ranks, mcmmo, sell wands, gambling, duels and much much more! Land claiming to prevent griefing. Even More Fish those downtimes and a custom arena for pvp.

51.81.182.218:25583

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The Stoned Golem: Where the only plugin we use is the VoicePlugin!

Waystones, Graves, Ban From Claims, Custom Cosmetic Items, Donations

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Server Features
TSG is running in Hard Mode
Everything on the server is free, only monetary gain is through Donations
Constant updates & Server Events
Community Hosted Events
Proximity Voice Chat
Custom Cosmetic Items
Crates
Claims
Ban From Claims
Toggleable PvP
Graves
Waystones

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

What is TSG all about?

TSG is a Proximity Voice Chat Community based server with optional additions to enhance the Vanilla experience.

How can I join?

You can join by using the IP address thestonedgolem.live in your Minecraft client.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on the Discord server.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, monetary support through donations is accepted to help keep the server running smoothly.

What if I encounter griefing on the server?

Claims are used to protect player builds from griefing, and there is a Ban From Claims feature to remove unwanted players from your claimed area.

Crafty Loss Minecraft Server

sleepy, Infidelity, trust issues, relationship, loyalty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a manufactured loss of interest in anything else in your life! Say goodbye to your job, your relationships, and your personal hygiene because once you join our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the appearance of a replacement for your initial object of affection. That’s right, forget about that crush you’ve been pining over for years because our server will make you fall head over heels in love with virtual blocks and pixelated pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: problem 2 – is he really that sleepy? Who is he? Why is he sleepy? What’s the deal with all these unanswered questions? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride of insanity, hilarity, and endless hours of Minecraft fun. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of our server!

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Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, comedic actor, screen presence, comedic effect, laughter-inducing

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!

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Hydra Smp

KitPvP, Whitelisted, Minigames, Skyblock, Hardcore

Welcome to the Hydra Smp . This server is made for the people cracked/premium .Java/pe to play together and get a good experience. Hope you will really enjoy ! Join now and become a part of this community .

play.hydrasmp.fun:25633

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Cubixity

Towny, join now, Cubixity, Towny Server, Vanilla

CUBIXITY! The #1 Towny server! SEASON 1 RELEASE!

-> Nations

-> Quests

-> Skills

JOIN NOW!

Cubixity.minehut.gg

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