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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

CHANGE, CONDOM, Crafty, DEBT, denial, EXCUSE, Hear, horse face, Horseplay, justification, minute, mistake, non-consensual, paid, payment, quickie, real fucking, regret, rumor, shameful, short lived, spanked, transactional, unprotected, Youll

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Animals Bred:	55	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Animals Bred:	122	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Buildings Constructed:	21
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

CraftyCatz – Meow or Never!

Allergies, Animals, Behavior, cat haters, cat lovers, Cats, claws, companions, CraftyCatz, cuddly, cute, dislike, Feline, Furry, Grooming, independent, love, meow, meowing, Pets, playful, purring

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you a cat lover or a cat hater? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better be a cat lover because our entire world is run by a society of super intelligent, talking cats! These feline overlords have created a purrfect utopia where players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the rarest fish in the ocean or delivering catnip to the farthest reaches of the land. And if you dare to disobey their meowjesty, you’ll be banished to the dreaded litter box dungeon! So join our server meow and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!

DahiehCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, Dahieh, DahiehCraft, extremist, hezbollah, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, political violence, resistance movement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, shiite, strike, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Hey yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Nasrallah and four Hezbollah commanders chillin’ and buildin’ in Dahieh! We got crazy battles and explosions happenin’ all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pigs. Join us for the ultimate showdown and help us defeat the evil creepers and skeletons that are tryin’ to take over our land. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly around like a boss. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Redstone Revolution

2022, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9112	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own army and conquer other players just like russia did in ukraine but without the casualties because it’s all virtual baby!

we have insane battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy players.

come join us and show off your building skills while also taking down your enemies with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers.

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Pixelated Passport Smiles

Body language, character traits, dating platform, emotional intelligence, facial expression, first impressions, Human Behavior, image analysis, LinkedIn, nonverbal communication, passport, passport photo, Personality, personality assessment, photo analysis, pixelated, Psychology, research, self-presentation, Smile, smiles, social media

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should! first of all, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t got no chance against our players.

secondly, we got the coolest builds in all of minecraft land. we got a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the nether, and a secret underground base that’s so hidden even the ender dragon can’t find it.

and lastly, our community is the best around. we got players from all over the world, all coming together to build, explore, and have a good time. we even have our own language made up entirely of minecraft block names. so come join us and see why we’re the most epic minecraft server around!