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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	615
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Items Found:	5129
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5760	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3399	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	4764	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!