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NoRoomForNoobs Minecraft Server

adhd, anti-vax, Boundaries, Communication, cousin-in-law, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial mismanagement, Homeless, Housing, Job, mat leave, Minecraft, NoRoomForNoobs, personal space, Pregnancy, Privilege, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, Server, strangers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Votes:	1395	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no entitled cousins or rude in-laws will be bothering you here.

Join us and build your dream virtual home without worrying about unwanted houseguests showing up uninvited. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

And don’t worry about being called “privileged” for wanting your own space – on our server, everyone is equal and free to play without judgment. Plus, we won’t judge if you spend all your in-game money on virtual nails instead of rent.

So come join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to build a roof over your head, that is!

Bestie’s Wifey, Chill Out!

acting weird, aita, Best Friend, best friend’s wife, Besties, Birthday Party, Chill, court date, Frustration, group hangs, Gun Safety, interferes, kindness abused, mistaken identity, neighbor intervention, newborn baby, resemblance, robbery trauma, split opinions., starts fights, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wifey

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9832
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	8165
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Ever been mistaken for a criminal and had your best friend’s wife give you the side-eye? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Experience the thrill of trying to prove your innocence while navigating through awkward interactions and emotional turmoil.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as you try to maintain your friendships amidst the chaos. Will you be able to handle the pressure or will you crack under the strain?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you work through your issues? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and dive into the madness!

PunchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, bipartisanship, brawl, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Democracy, democrats, Division, Fist Fight, Government, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, partisan brawl, partisanship, physical altercation, political parties, political showdown, Politics, PunchCraft, republicans, Server, Unity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of political debates and arguments? Join our Minecraft server and watch as all the Democrats and Republicans duke it out in an epic fist fight with no weapons! Will Nancy Pelosi knock out Mitch McConnell with a swift uppercut? Will Ted Cruz unleash his secret karate skills on Joe Biden? Join now to witness the ultimate showdown and place your bets on who will come out victorious! Who needs a debate when you can have a brawl in Minecraft? Join us for the chaos and mayhem!

CraftyChronicles

Astonishing, Bizarre History, CraftyChronicles, Events, hard to believe., historical events, incredulous, mind-boggling, recorded history, Shocking History, Strange History, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable happenings, unbelievable incidents, unbelievable moments, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable occurrences in history, unbelievable stories

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Votes:	8295
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Brazil420Craft Server

Brazil, Brazil420Craft, Cannabis, criminal justice, decriminalize, drug abuse, drug enforcement, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug trafficking, drug use, largest nation, Latin America, law reform, legalization, Marijuana, public health, Server, south america

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got BRAZILIAN vibes all day every day cuz we just decriminalized MARIJUANA up in here! that’s right, we got the dankest buds and the sickest builds, you won’t even know if you’re in the game or real life!

we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.

join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮

HomelessCraft: No Sleep Allowed

Allowed, Bans, Cities, civil rights, constitutional law, enforcement, homeless people, HomelessCraft, homelessness, homelessness crisis, judicial decision, Legal, policy, POVERTY, public spaces, Ruling, Shelters, Sleep, sleeping outside, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, Urban, Urban planning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, our server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, the supreme court of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy rule where homeless people can’t sleep outside, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all good cuz we got the sickest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you. come join us and be part of the madness, yo!

Albion Survival

Albion Survival, Battles, Builder, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, gameplay, KitPvP, MCMMO, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Skills, Survival, test, uk, warrior

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mines Excavated:	2097	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	4885

Welcome to Albion Survival, a thrilling small-scale PvP Minecraft server set in the heart of the UK! Experience intense battles, strategic gameplay, and a vibrant community as you fight for survival. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a crafty builder, Albion Survival offers a unique blend of challenges and camaraderie. Join us now and prove your mettle in the ultimate test of survival skills!

86.151.117.142

Server 26: Smol Boomer SMP – Come for the grief protection, stay for the boomer chat in Discord! 😂

Adminshops, boomer, Chat, Discord, Donation perks, Grief, Grief Prevention, hermitcraft, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, player item shops, Player Trading, Protection, Public, Public farms, Ranks, Server, Sethome, sleep voting, SMOL, smp, stay, Survival, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Overview

We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

The main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are:

– GriefPrevention

– Sleep voting plugin

– Player item shops for trading

Two ranks “new” and “player”, no benefits

No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

No Mojang chat reports

No McMMO or alike, no donation perks

The world will never reset

Land claiming

Player trading via signs (no adminshops)

20% of players need to sleep to skip the night

All made in survival, including spawn area, etc

Lots of public farms

FAQ

Do I need to be 18+ to join?
Yes, this server is for players who are 18 years or older.
Are there any donations or perks for real money?
No, there are no donation perks or benefits that can be bought for real money on this server.
Can I use warps or set home locations?
No, warps and /sethome are not available on this server.
Is the map regularly reset?
No, the map will never reset on this server.
How can I protect my land?
You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your land with a golden shovel and allow certain players to build or access chests on your claim.
Is there a community on the server?
Yes, there is a close-knit community with events from time to time and players are always available to help each other.
What kind of gameplay can I expect?
This server is designed to feel like a vanilla experience with no added frills or perks. Players can focus on long-term projects and megabases are welcome.

CraftyVAllure – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	911
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Emeralds Found:	242
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most scandalous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server, where we have the most outrageous and wild stories to tell.

Ever looked away for 5 minutes and come back to find your whole world turned upside down? Well, that’s just a regular day on our server! Our players are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant statues of fertility goddesses to taming feral polar bears and hypnotic cuttlefish.

But that’s not all – we have a whole cast of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From dorky yanderes to hex maniacs, our server is filled with unique personalities that will make you laugh until you cry.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry – all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. So you know you’re in good hands!

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Tribs 3 Minecraft Server: Blocky Banter & Building Bonanza

ancestral, art, banter, blocky, bonanza, building, celebration, ceremony, Community, Connection, Dance, FESTIVAL, heritage, indigenous, Minecraft, Music, Server, SPIRITUAL, storytelling, tradition, trib 3.0, tribal gathering, tribal identity, tribalism, tribe culture, Tribs, Unity

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to Tribs 3.0, the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing armor made of obsidian! Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted diamonds instead of leaves. Imagine chopping down a tree and getting showered with precious gems! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn roaming the forest, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course suspended in the sky? It’s not for the faint of heart, but if you can make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire on their friends in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join Tribs 3.0 today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).