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ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimension Hops:	10

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	70	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	638	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	6959

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	159	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!