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MineVegas Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, come join our server where we have a casino right in the middle of the map! Watch as players gamble away their diamonds and emeralds in hopes of striking it rich or losing it all.

One time, we had a player who was so unlucky at the slots that they ended up building a shrine to the RNG gods in hopes of changing their fortune. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to pet an explosive green creature? And don’t forget about our enchanted forest where the trees drop enchanted apples instead of regular ones.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your luck at the casino)!

LolCraft2021

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8817
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Votes:	6295	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	998411	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mines Excavated:	1650	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5710
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!