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ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7325
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	5846
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1460
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	6160
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	253	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5708	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2131	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3489	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Farms Harvested:	618	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crops Grown:	2159	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Animals Bred:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!