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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9670 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6632 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!