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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6072 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.
Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!
So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉
