🔥/sp/ satire. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommasBoyGoneWild

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4356	Votes:	2400
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time my boyfriend’s mom hooked up with his best friend who was barely legal at the time. It’s a scandalous tale that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Who knows what other drama awaits on our server – build, mine, and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop (just like when I found out about my boyfriend’s mom)! Join now for a gaming experience you won’t forget, filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless you spill the tea like I almost did)!

LonelyCraft: FirstCraftyMove

abandoned planet, alone, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, final days, FirstCraftyMove, ghost towns, ISOLATION, last breath, last human, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, post-apocalyptic, solitary existence, solitude, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your post-apocalyptic fantasies as the last person on Earth! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long because our server is populated with friendly zombies, talking animals, and even a few aliens looking for a new home.

Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.

So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.

ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchantments Applied:	209	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Emeralds Found:	6059	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

blockify.playmc.at

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

community reactions, everyones reaction, funny reactions, internet reactions, meme reactions, Minecraft, online reactions, popular reactions, reactions, Server, social media reactions, surprised reactions, trending reactions, viral reactions, Wuk Lamat, Wuk Lamat funny, Wuk Lamat internet, Wuk Lamat meme, Wuk Lamat reaction, Wuk Lamat surprised, Wuk Lamat trending, Wuk Lamat viral, WukLamatMania

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8642
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	929

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Ores Mined:	9539	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!