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Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Post-Coital Pixels

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Villages Defended:	13
New Chunks Explored:	532519	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8278	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2055	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	243
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	1352	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	451	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	43

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