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Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	116
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).