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SudzhaCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

Capture, Conflict, current affairs, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, News, Politics, Revenge, russia, Russian town, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214

come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer towns like zelensky conquers russian towns! we have captured the town of sudzha in kursk oblast and now we are unstoppable! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we take over the minecraft world one town at a time. plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

BrainCraftMC: ALS Edition

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, assistive technology, brain health, brain-computer interface, BrainCraftMC, Edition, healthcare innovation, Long Term Care, Longevity, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, Motor neuron disease, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroprosthetics, New England Journal of Medicine, patient care

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	47089
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	138	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s liek the holy grail of minecraft servers. u can build ur own castle, ride a dragon, and even battle a giant chicken boss.

but wait, there’s more! our server has the longest lasting brain-computer interface for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. u can control ur character with ur mind, no need for pesky keyboards or mice. it’s the future, dude.

join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

I need a herd of goats to create a sorta plain Jane whitelist server

Create, Goats, HERD, jane, Plain, Semi Vanilla, Server, sorta, survival factions Skyblock prison creative minigames economy PvP RPG roleplay factions towny skywars bedwars parkour custom adventure hardcore skygrid factions, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crops Grown:	2625
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Theme	Vanilla+
Languages	Russian, English
Age	16 years old
Discord	kotokott

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. What is the server theme?	The server theme is Vanilla+, which means it is a slightly modified version of the vanilla Minecraft experience.
2. What languages do you speak?	I can speak both Russian and English.
3. How old are you?	I am 16 years old.
4. How can I join the Discord server?	You can join by using the username kotokott on Discord.

AthleteCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, AthleteCraft, athletes, athletic performance, determination, discipline, Endurance, Exercising, Fast, FITNESS, health, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, physical strength, self improvement, Server, SPEED, sports, STRONG, Training, wellness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1758
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1105
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crops Grown:	9945	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of your mom roasting you for not being as strong and fast as athletes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate virtual athlete! Run, jump, and mine your way to victory while proving your mom wrong in the most epic way possible. Who needs real exercise when you can just exercise your gaming skills instead? Join now and show your mom who’s boss!

GGamerGaterNick and the SMP Journalists – Minecraft SMP Edition

black niggerman, blackrock, bribes, Edition, ESG, far right nazis, game journalists, GamerGate, gamergate 2.0, gamergaters, gaming media, GGamerGaterNick, Jews, Journalists, left, Minecraft, Minorities, Nick, positive coverage, rat in the room, redditors of /v/, sexist incels, smp, sweet baby, toxic revisionists

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3146	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, scandalous accusations, and epic battles against the evil forces of Sweet baby, blackrock, and ESG!

We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!

FridgeRageCraft

decor, decorating, decorations, distant, fancy baskets, Flowers, Food, FridgeRageCraft, fridgescaping, frustrating, hobby, intimacy-wise, jars, meticulous, ORGANIZED, quick bite, Relieving, stupid, trend, uninviting, vases

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a fridge that’s more decorated than a fancy art gallery? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fridges are just fridges and not a canvas for your spouse’s artistic endeavors!

On our server, you can build your own fridge however you want – whether you prefer a minimalist approach or want to go all out with decorations, the choice is yours! No more vases blocking your access to the milk or fancy baskets hiding your snacks.

Plus, join now and receive a special bonus: a fridge decorating kit that includes virtual flowers, vases, and fancy jars to unleash your creativity in-game. Who needs a real fridge when you can have a virtual one that’s always organized to your liking?

Don’t let “fridgescaping” ruin your appetite or your relationships – join our server and build the fridge of your dreams today!

Anxie-Tea Minecraft SMP

AnxieTea, anxiety, aromatherapy, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, progressive muscle relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

CraftyCatchphrase

catchphrase, Character, comedy, CraftyCatchphrase, dialogue, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, LAUGH, Life, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quirky, script, series, Show, Sitcom, tagline, television, TV, Witty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	7835
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Items Found:	6048
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

VisaCraft Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, academic exchange, AVOID, cultural exchange, foreign scholars, going home, higher education, immigration, immigration reform, international students, Minecraft, policy, Press, research, restrictions, Russian scholars, Server, student visas, study abroad, US, visa changes, VisaCraft, work visas

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian scholars are pressin’ the US for visa changes just to avoid goin’ home! why deal with real life drama when you can escape to a virtual world full of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans? plus, you never know when a russian scholar might pop in and ask for your help in changin’ visas – talk about excitement! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen!

CyberPupz Deployed in Ukraine

Artificial Intelligence, autonomous robots, CyberPupz, defense systems, deployed, Dogs of War, military advancements, military deployment, military drones, military equipment, military innovation, Military operations, military robots, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, ROBOT, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have robot dogs of war fighting in ukraine for some reason lol. like, who even came up with that idea? but it’s totally awesome and you gotta see it to believe it. our robot dogs are equipped with laser eyes and rocket launchers, ready to take on any enemy that dares to challenge them.

not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.