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Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Emeralds Found:	7409
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2011
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mines Excavated:	3092	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	686	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4742

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	140	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	8494
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	663	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
New Chunks Explored:	541280	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!