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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	3059
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	86240

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Towns Built:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	4670
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Potions Brewed:	67
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Divine Spears Created:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.