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MidwestMingle Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, hostility, midwestern women, MidwestMingle, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceptions, Quality, regional attitudes, relationships, Server, social norms, societal expectations, southern women, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with hostile midwestern women who seem to hate men but still want to get with them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Our virtual world is filled with friendly and welcoming players who won’t give you any attitude. Plus, our midwestern women NPCs are programmed to actually like men and treat them with respect – what a concept, right? Join us and leave the drama behind, because who needs that kind of craziness in their gaming experience?

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Animals Bred:	173
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	47

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Villages Defended:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6381	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

communication in marriage, CraftyCouple, happily married, husband and wife, long term relationship, love and commitment, marital bliss, marriage advice, marriage companionship, marriage harmony, marriage longevity, marriage satisfaction, Marriage Support, marriage tips, married life, Married men, Minecraft, partnership in marriage, reddit, relationship goals, secret to marriage, Server, successful marriage

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

bizarre excuses, cold feet, family drama, last minute change of heart, love gone wrong, marriage mishaps, outlandish excuses, relationship drama, relationship issues, shocking revelations, strange circumstances, surprising revelations, unconventional reasons, unexpected reasons, unexpected turn of events, unusual situations, wedding cancelation, wedding disaster, wedding planning gone wrong, WeddingCraftGoneWild, wild wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Star Shards Collected:	52
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!

TVBedtimeAlarm3AM

3am, ALARM, ALERT, bedtime, childhood memories, comfort, digital age, emergency broadcast system, fear, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, generation, late night, Media, Nostalgia, Safety, Technology, Testing, TV, TVBedtimeAlarm3AM, waking up

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6436	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure madness and chaos! Imagine waking up in the game to a blaring alarm at 3am, but instead of the emergency broadcast system, it’s just a bunch of chickens clucking in your ear! And don’t even get me started on the TV – it’s always on, but instead of boring shows, it’s playing epic battles between giant creepers and tiny villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the zombies and skeletons have dance parties instead of attacking you. And the best part? The only way to survive is by building a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and unicorn tears. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!