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YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3113
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3302
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

SisSucksMCServer

awkward, BETRAYAL, Caught, Confrontation, dick, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, family, inappropriate, scandalous, Shocked, sibling rivalry, SisSucksMCServer, sister, sucking, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, walked in

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Star Shards Collected:	186	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Nuke-Free Taiwan Minecraft Server

carbon emissions, controversial, electricity, electricity consumption, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Government, Minecraft, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeFree, policy, power generation, power outage, public opinion, renewable energy, Safety concerns, Server, Shutdown, Sustainable development, taiwan

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than taiwan’s last nuclear plant!! our server is so lit, it’ll make the power plant shutdown look like child’s play. we’ve got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s more explosive than a nuclear meltdown. join us now and experience the power of minecraft like never before. who needs nuclear energy when you’ve got our server to keep you energized and entertained for hours on end? come join the fun and see why we’re the hottest server around. nuclear power plant who? we don’t need that when we’ve got minecraft madness on our side!

TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

Agreement, collaboration, cooperation, DECLARATION, Economy, Edition, finance ministers, financial transparency, G20, Global, income inequality, International, Nations, policy, Rich, Rio de Janeiro, summit, Super, super rich, Taxation, TaxCraft, TAXES, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!

DishCrafters

apartment buildings, apartment living, building amenities, communal living, communal spaces, convenience, convenience services, DishCrafters, Industry, innovative services, Modern Conveniences, pay-to-use dishwashers, property development, property management, rental property amenities, rental property upgrades, shared appliances, Shared Resources, tenant services, time-saving solutions, urban living

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT GOT MORE DRAMA DEN A REALITY SHOW. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE AS RARE AS FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A LLAMA.

WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.

PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Survivium

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Potions Brewed:	140	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

New Minecraft Survival CrossPlay server, premium and non-premium, inside you will find a skill system, jobs, public mines, new biomes and structures, tombs, auctions, protection stones and much more, we are waiting for you!

play.survivium.com:28480

No Coords, No Problem: The Anarchy Edition (ft. No Elytra) v1.21

adjustments, Anarchy, Bigotry, Cheating, clarifications, COORDS, Doxxing, Edition, ELYTRA, exploiting, Fun, game balance, Harassment, Hope, Minecraft, Players, Problem, rules, Safe, semi anarchy, server spawn, Spawn, v1.21, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mines Excavated:	2225
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	Join our Discord server!

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay to enhance game balance. Some adjustments include disabled coordinates and elytra, as well as modified gameplay mechanics for a unique experience.

Adjustments include:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more detailed rules, please refer to the server spawn area.

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheat mods on this server?

A: No, cheating is not allowed on the server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks?

A: Elytra and coordinates are disabled on the server to provide a unique gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the server rules may result in punishments such as warnings, temporary bans, or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the infraction.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player for misconduct by contacting a staff member on Discord or on the server. Provide any relevant evidence to support your report.

CardcaptorsCraft Server

accessories, Anime, anime fashion, Cardcaptors, CardcaptorsCraft, character outfits, Characters, clothing, COSPLAY, cosplay critique, critique, design, fashion, fashion critique, fashion trends, hit or miss, long tail, opinion, outfits, Server, Style, trends

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Void Armor Forged:	30
New Chunks Explored:	330158	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic blockhead in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a fabulous Cardcaptor with our amazing outfits! No more boring old armor, now you can slay mobs in style with magical girl dresses and wands. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant talking Kero-chan who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most fashionable warrior in all of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, date, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Lakeside Date Edition, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, smp, sus, SUS archives, The Game Where She’s From, The Spice of Life, Thread, Thread #1040, Trust You Forever, Veth archive

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	703308
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	70
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the lakes are made of lava, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Embark on epic quests like slaying the legendary Dragon Meshi, a dragon who hoards all the best food in the land. Or take a trip to the moon on a rocket ship made of cheese in our Fly Me To The Moon event!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for Krusie Week 2024, where the ships sail themselves and romance is in the air. Plus, don’t miss out on our Dragon Dumplings cooking competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the hilarity ensue! Just be sure to watch out for Mr. Dad Guy, he’s always up to something mischievous. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

IncestCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

Ancestry, blocks, distant ancestors, distant past, distant relatives, dna testing, family, family history, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, genetic connections, genetic material, half siblings, historical connections, husband and wife, IncestCraft, long lost relatives, Marriage, marriage history, regrets, relationships, strange coincidences

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family ties run deep! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives and uncover shocking genealogical connections with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft buddy is actually your distant cousin twice removed!

Embark on epic quests to trace your ancestry back to the very beginning of time, where you’ll uncover scandalous family secrets and hilarious twists of fate. Build your family tree in-game and watch as it grows with each new player you meet.

Don’t worry about sharing DNA with your Minecraft pals, because as long as it’s from centuries ago, it’s all good! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your family history in the best way possible.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the tangled web of family connections. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft nemesis is actually your long-lost sibling!