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ParentalAdvisory Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Connection, disagreement, extended family, family, Grief, Identity, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, Naming, ParentalAdvisory, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, sibling, Support, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, unexpected pregnancies, and questionable name choices!

Picture this: your sister, let’s call her Amanda, is on a mission to win over her in-laws by naming her son after her late husband, Noah. Will they finally accept her and her son into the family? Or will it all end in tears and regret? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players as they fight for the title of the most outrageous player on the server. Build your own drama-filled storylines and see where they take you. Will you come out on top or end up in a virtual soap opera?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join today!

LavenderLooterNoMore

Boundaries, Community, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Frustration, gardening, Irritation, lavender, LavenderLooterNoMore, Neighborhood, old woman, personal space, Plant care, Plants, property ownership, property rights, social anxiety

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that no old ladies will steal your lavender! Our virtual plants are safe from any pesky grandmothers looking to snatch them up for their grandchildren.

Join us for a world where you can grow your lavender in peace, without any unwanted advice or cheeky smirks. Our community is dedicated to protecting your virtual property and ensuring that no one messes with your precious plants.

So come on over and escape the real world drama, where you can focus on building and crafting without any interruptions from lavender-stealing grandmas. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

SoloCraft SMP

attention seeking behavior, Communication, emotional intelligence, experiences, Friend, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, only child syndrome, partner, personal development, personality traits, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, sibling dynamics, smp, Social Skills, societal expectations, SoloCraft, Stereotypes, upbringing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	9712
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re suffering from “only player syndrome”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect cure for your solo gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers wear top hats, and pigs ride on saddled chickens. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a pet dragon. Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to “only player syndrome” forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CreeperFamilyFun

bizarre behavior, CreeperFamilyFun, eccentric family members, eccentric relatives, family dynamics, family idiosyncrasies, family traditions, odd behaviors, odd family traditions, offbeat behaviors, peculiar behaviors, peculiar traditions, quirky family traditions, strange family rituals, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unconventional practices, unique quirks, unusual customs, unusual family dynamics, weird family habits

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	112
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of your pet goldfish using only diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with players who have the most bizarre behaviors and attitudes, like one player who insists on only communicating in dolphin noises or another who believes they are actually a wizard in real life.

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urges to wear a chicken costume in public that may occur while playing on our server.)

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, civilian casualties, conflict in Middle East, explosions, gaza, Hamas, Hamas attacks, Hamas rockets, Hamas targets, international news, Israel, Israeli cities, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, missile attacks, Palestinian militants, Rockets, Server, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv explosions, terror attacks., Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6785	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like hamas in tel aviv with rockets! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, it’s a blast! build your own bomb shelter and survive the chaos. you never know what will happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up your house or a zombie will eat your brains. it’s a wild ride, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ZarifCraft: 11 Day Resignation

11 days, administration, cabinet, current events, Day, Government, iran, Iranian politics, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, News, office, official statement, political instability, political turmoil, QUITS.., resignation, resignation letter, short-lived tenure, vice president, Zarif, ZarifCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2852	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	5833
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server where the vice president quits after only 11 days? sounds like a wild ride, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and see if u can last longer than 11 days in our wacky world. who knows, maybe u’ll become the new vice president and quit after 10 days just to one-up zarif. it’s all about the drama and chaos on this server, so come on and join the fun!

BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic use, antibiotic-resistant bacteria, bacteria exposure, bacterial infections, bacterial transmission, bird populations, BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle, city-dwelling birds, environmental health, landfill sites, polluted rivers, Pollution, public health, study, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environments, urban pollution, urban wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the birds are not only flying, but they’re also packing some serious antibiotic-resistant bacteria! imagine battling a giant chicken boss that shoots out superbugs at you, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun way.

our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.

join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!

Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

Adventure, Arena, Average, battle, BUILD, Claims, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Fun, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Protection, Ranks, Safeguard, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sloths, Slow, Survival, Ultimate, vibrant

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?	Version 1.20.6 and later
What features does the server offer?	Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?	Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

MysteryCraft Server

Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic beliefs, enigmatic culture, enigmatic customs, enigmatic destination, enigmatic history, enigmatic land, enigmatic nation, enigmatic people, enigmatic place, enigmatic practices, enigmatic society, enigmatic traditions, Foreign, International, misunderstood country, Mysterious, MysteryCraft, perplexing, puzzling, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!

Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!

TrapMasterSteve Minecraft SMP

acting like the trapper, Minecraft, pretending to be the trapper, smp, TrapMasterSteve, trapper, trapper actions, trapper anecdotes, trapper behavior, trapper character, trapper cosplay, trapper experiences, trapper flashbacks, trapper imitations, trapper impersonations, trapper incidents, trapper memories, trapper mimicry, trapper moments, trapper reflections, trapper roleplay, trapper scenarios, trapper stories

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Votes:	3701	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!

But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!