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CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	164
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	510454
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Votes:	3394
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	77
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams