| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9768 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | New Chunks Explored: | 167979 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Votes: | 6547 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9217 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2710 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2395 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 213 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2686 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2428 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1003 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5335 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 170 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4087 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5898 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5294 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
