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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 578 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!
