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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1794 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!
