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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 581 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?
