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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 3560
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Farms Harvested: 123 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9069

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3379
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7382
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 174 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5400 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 154
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7212
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4640
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Votes: 8969
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9042
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Astral Projections Made: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mines Excavated: 4539 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7213
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 191 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

    HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1952
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 117 Crops Grown: 2509
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Runes Activated: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2254
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4352 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

    🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

    🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

    Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3828
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 906769 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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