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CraftyBlockWars

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Love Letters Sent:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4185	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Potions Brewed:	139
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	200
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Buildings Constructed:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	39	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!