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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9820 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Votes: | 244 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
