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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5993 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 944308 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
