Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Why? Because that’s just how we roll here. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most daring players can find it and party the night away with skeletons and creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to being a boring, soulless giga normie forever!
Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
But beware, the Slavs and Meds have been known to summon ancient spirits to protect their lands, while the Germanics have created a robot army to conquer all in their path. Will you choose to align yourself with the mystical or the mechanical? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where superstition and technology collide in the most ridiculous ways possible.
Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?
So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Soul Block. Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest and claim the Soul Block for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that your gaming experience is smooth and enjoyable. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your soul run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?
Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!
Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!
So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂
Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!
A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.
18+ ONLY!
| Features: | One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival. |
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| Overhauled nether & end, dynamic lunar events, and dungeons with difficulty scaling based on location. | |
| Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots. | |
| Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger. |
No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends. Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!
No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.
If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.
No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.
Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!
| Server Name | Janitor’s Closet |
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| Type | Roleplay-Worldbuilding |
| Focus | Fictional world creation, culture and nation building |
| Rules | Join Discord, fill out application, follow server rules |
| Links | Discord, Wiki |
The server focuses on roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own fictional world, cultures, and nations.
There isn’t a specific build theme, but all builds should have a lore-based reason. Huge scale and megabuilds are not allowed.
Join the Discord server and fill out an application after reading the rules to join the community.
Culture and religions are player-made, allowing players to develop their own unique aspects. Players can join existing cultures as well.