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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9307 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 3816 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?