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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5404 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 247 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 91 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise hospitality like no other! Just like how this mom promised lunch to her son’s friend’s family, only to have it canceled last minute – we promise you won’t be disappointed!
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!
Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!
So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂
Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!
