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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2988 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
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