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Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crops Grown:	8810	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Votes:	9692
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Crops Grown:	7968
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	79
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	4847	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

90s, Arcade, Childhood, classic, console, Crafty, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, innovation, Interactive, lol, McLaughingtons, Memories, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Retro, Shack, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual reality, well

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

America, Attack, catastrophe, Crafty, CREW, crisis management., Daniel Hagari, Edition, emergency, emergency preparations, Finisher, heads up notices, hezbollah, Hospitals, idf, Instructions, international relations, iran, lolz, Military, one way flights, press conference, Public Safety, rumor, SCHOOLs, security measures

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

14-hour Broadcast, Balmung, Chat, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, General news, In-game Events, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, Marilith, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Previous Expansion, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shirogane, Ward 11, Ward 13, Ward 16, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Emeralds Found:	148	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).