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CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

CraftyJewels, Jews, lol, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of hilarious chickens took over the server and started hosting dance parties every night. The sheep started breakdancing, the pigs were doing the worm, and even the creepers were busting out some sick moves. It was a sight to behold! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of ninja llamas. So come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

BleachBoyfriendCraft

age difference, beauty preferences, BleachBoyfriendCraft, bleached hair, boyfriend drama, boyfriend’s reaction, Communication Issues, couple conflicts, emotional reactions, eyebrow bleaching, hair changes, hair preferences, misunderstandings, personal style, petty arguments, relationship boundaries, relationship drama, relationship dynamics, spiteful actions, teenage relationships, young couple

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

DebateBlocker404

Appearing, Comments.., Communication, Community, debate, DebateBlocker404, discussion, Feedback, forum, glitch, help desk, Interaction, Moderation, not appearing, ONLINE, social media, Support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2808	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	141	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	4133	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	386018
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!