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CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Animals Bred:	76
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	63	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	958718	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2046
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Emeralds Found:	1523	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6902	Love Letters Sent:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magic Items Found:	5637	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Animals Bred:	149
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!