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  • God’s Faves: Chad vs Loners

    God’s Faves: Chad vs Loners
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 1123
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Crops Grown: 8557
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1

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    Are you tired of being judged by a sophomoric god who lets Chad get everything while you struggle in eternal torment? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of that judgmental deity! Here, you can be as evil as you want and be rewarded for it. No more trying to be holy and conquer your addictions, just pure chaos and fun! Curse God to hell and join us in AVE SATAN! Who needs heaven when you have our server? Let’s show that god who’s boss and have a blast doing it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

    Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7503
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Alien Abductions: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

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    Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

    Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

    So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

    GF vs Charity – Who Wins?
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7904
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchantments Applied: 199
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Emeralds Found: 8661
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2815
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

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    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

    StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4147
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 81
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

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    Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PerfektionCraft

    PerfektionCraft
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2806
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Crops Grown: 7639
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

    EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3661
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Crops Grown: 9738
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Farms Harvested: 799
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34

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    lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

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  • PentaCraft Defense Summit

    PentaCraft Defense Summit
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7531
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

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    OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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  • NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

    NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5009
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

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    NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/beet-craft/">Server</a>

    NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

    Trailer/Showcase Watch Here
    IP Address mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
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    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    • Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
    • Large world border of 300k x 300k
    • Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
    • Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
    • Graylist system for safety in spawn area
    • Active community and Discord presence
    • Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

    Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an application process to join? No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
    Are there frequent world resets? No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
    What plugins are used on the server? The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
    How large is the world border? The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
    Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

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  • Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

    Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9275
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Towns Built: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1445

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

    Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1967
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

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  • ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7567
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3938
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

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    So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

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