Sophomore Minecraft Servers

Sophomore Minecraft Servers

  • Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

    Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 4265
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3138 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

    Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7045
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Farms Harvested: 869 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

    Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 7827
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Villages Defended: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Crops Grown: 1843 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

    Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoonPortalMadness

    MoonPortalMadness
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 1594
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Votes: 8098

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

    So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7214
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Bob SMP

    Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

    It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

    We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

    If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join this server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
    Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server? Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
    Are the staff members helpful? Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 6392
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

    Erection Interference Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6484
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1861 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

    PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 938
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5147
    Emeralds Found: 2005 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

    Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

    Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7407
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Crops Grown: 5820
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

    Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1633
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 456 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

    Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

    Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

    So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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