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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8512
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 20

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    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1315
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

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    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8304
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 394
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8882
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

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    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9236
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

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  • Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

    Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 143
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

    NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9421
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5539 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

    Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

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  • BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

    BroCraft Drama-Free Zone
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1840
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

    Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

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  • DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

    DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3126
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Emeralds Found: 4252
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

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    Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3403
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Villages Defended: 14
    Emeralds Found: 9256 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 3

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    LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

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