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HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Votes:	3283	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	2350	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1865	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	2728
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?