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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1832 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!