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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9263 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 103 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 229 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!