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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2268 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!