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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.
We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.
So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!
